whats the point of having a crush if you never have a chance???
why fall in love when you can fall back asleep??
MY MILK POURED OUT INTO LIKE A CORKSCREW PATTERN??? WHAT
WHY IS THIS MILK IN A BAG WAt
WHY DO WE HAVE TO GO THROUGH THE MILK IN A BAG THING EVERY TIME GODDAMN IT ITS LITERALLY MILK IN A FUCKING BAG WHAT IS SO HARD TO GRASP ABOUT THE CONCEPT
Why are you eating oatmeal with milk
This post is an international nightmare
WAIT A SECOND YOU PUT FIRST CERALS AND THEN MILK?!
ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME THAT YOU PUT THE MILK BEFORE THE CEREAL
*world war 3*
*seduces the president so i can find out the truth about aliens*
*hides good snacks from family members*
there’s a word for that
hello my name is maggie and im a defensive eater..
hello maggie and welcome to defensive eaters anonymous now who took all the cookies
That would be the most stressful meeting to supply snacks for.
FINALLY! #5SOS #calumhood #lukehemmings #ashtonirwin #michaelclifford #ninjaturtles #target #deluxe #edition #album #red